Schmeiser rhymes with:
meiser, smyser, beiser, dryser, geiser, heiser, huyser, keiser, kreiser, kyser, kysor, leiser, meiser, nicer, peiser, preiser, pricer, reiser, ryser, seiser, slicer, smyser, spicer, ticer, weiser, weisser, zaiser, zeiser
Schmeiser sounds like:
saenger, samcor, samsara, sanger, sankara, sanker, schenker, schmoker, schmucker, schnauzer, schoemaker, schoenecker, schomaker, schoonmaker, schuhmacher, schumacher, schumacker, schumaker, schwenker, schwinger, seckinger, seneker, senger, sensor, sensory, shangri, shankar, shanker, shenker, shewmaker, shoemaker, shomaker, shoumaker, shumaker, sickinger, sinagra, sincere, singer, sinker, smasher, smoker, smucker, smyser, snagger, snazzier, sneaker, snicker, snooker, songer, suncor, sunseri, swanger, swinger, swonger, synchro, syncor