Philosopher rhymes with:
lucifer, aquifer, autobiographer, biographer, calligrapher, choreographer, christopher, cinematographer, conifer, crystallographer, demographer, geographer, jennifer, kelnhofer, kirchhofer, kristopher, lexicographer, lucifer, oceanographer, photographer, pornographer, seehafer, siderographer, stenographer, ulshafer, uncapher, videographer
Philosopher sounds like:
pillsbury, pulsifer, pulsipher