Shorts' rhymes with:
shorts, shortz, shortz', aborts, boortz, bortz, contorts, cortes, court's, courts, courts', distorts, exhorts, extorts, forts, goertz, imports, kortz, lortz, port's, ports, portz, quarts, quartz, report's, reports, reports', resort's, resorts, resorts', retorts, schwartz, schwarz, schwarze, shorts, shortz, shortz', snorts, sorts, sport's, sports, sports', storts, stortz, supports, swarts, swartz, teleport's, thwarts, torts, transports, warts
Shorts' sounds like:
saratoga, sardas, sauerteig, saugerties, schartz, schertz, schwartz, scortese, scratch, scratches, scratchy, secord's, secrets, securities, securities', securitize, security's, sertich, seward's, shards, sherwood's, shirts, shortage, shortages, shortcake, shorts, shortz, shortz', shortz's, shreds, shrouds, shurtz, sirowitz, skirts, socrates, socratic, sororities, sorties, sorts, sowards, squirts, suharto's, surat's, surtax, surtaxes, swarts, swartz, swords